Sunnuva...

Yeah, I almost swore in class today. I try (really hard) to stop up my inherited potty mouth in the classroom especially, but sometimes... it almost slips. Almost. I drink water like a camel and usually when a student requests to get a drink during class, he/she has to fill up my water bottle for me. It just so happened that today I was using a water bottle with a particularly tricky lid. I paused during lecture to let them copy down some information, I took a big pull off of said bottle... and the cap fell off, and the water gushed down my shirt. Luckily, I was wearing the quintessential teacher outfit -- pencil skirt, white camisole, dark colored cardigan. As most of my students were focused on their paper at the moment, I didn't say a word about the spill, just buttoned up my cardigan and continued to talk without missing a beat. The few who noticed I think were too shocked to say anything. Wet T-shirt contest postponed till Homecoming.